Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Maturebritish Women In Girdles

Motivations from unexpected places

time ago I saw a 4chan image by which I was sure hard to keep my doctor. It was one of these "motivators" and the title read: "MOTIVATION 4chan ..... Your doin it right for once". And the truth is that it is curious that a text like this comes from a place like 4chan. The fact is that yesterday I got to translate it (obviously totally free translation, do not expect too literal) and with the help of my friend Anonymous here is the result:

Translation:
Forget your fucking sad right now. I'm not here to comfort you, or to help you mourn. I'm not here to hear your story and say, still wine, everything will be okay so for this damn crying.

Want to know why I do not care about your sadness? Because you have no reason to be sad. And I know, I know, is a serious problem, and it is important, and do not know what you do now. But at the end of the day is the same crap that we all passed.

In the past month I've been sad for a girl who knows I love her, but she does not want me. Think my love as something annoying and still want to be your best friend. I am also a failure in almost everything I do, and I have to do something that my parents can be proud. But ...
You know what?

I am the host.

I have to admit I've never been to a dying in my arms, or miss anything important, but it does not matter. People are immersed in shit every day, and that's what my life is. So Grab a beer, destapala, and toast you're still alive. Provides for those who already are not. Those who died so you could be free, who gave their lives so you could hate you. You're the bitch

host. But do not want to admit it. Going all day until the neck of shit and still living. You're alive. This world can beat you. You can not destroy. There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit remains free. So do not give up. You're a good person a decent person, who is going through difficult times. You deserve someone.

You deserve a hug. You deserve a kiss at night. You deserve a friend. Ever thought of any differently. You

.



the host.

begins to act like what you are.

Original:
Stop your fucking bawwing this instant. I am not here to comfort you, or to help you cry. I am not here to listen to your story and say, There There, Everything will be ok, so stop your fucking crying. You

want to know why I do not care about your sadness? Because you shouldn't be sad. And I know, I know, this is Serious shit, and it's important, and you don't know what you are going to do now. But at the end of the day, it is the same shit that all of us go through.

For the past month I have been down and out over some broad that knows I love her, but doesn't love me. She thinks of my love only as being awkward and she still wants me to be her best friend. On top of that, I am a failure in pretty much everything I do, and I have yet to do anything my parents can be proud of. But you know what?

I am fucking awesome.

Now, I will admit that I haven't held a dying man in my arms, or any serious fucking shit, but it's all the same. People go through shit everyday of their lives, and that is what my life is. So grab a beer, pop a top, and toast that you are still alive.Give a toast to those who aren't. Those that died so you could be free, gave their lives so you can hate yours.

You are fucking awesome. But, you don't want to admit it. You go through shit day in day out, and you live. You are alive. This world cannot beat you. It cannon destroy you. There is no shame in defeat as long as the spirit is not conquered. So don't fucking give up. You are a good, decent person, who is in hard times, you deserve somebody.

You deserve a hug. You deserve a kiss at night. You deserve a friend. Don't you ever fucking think differently.

You.

Are.

Awesome.

Start fucking acting like it.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Charles Worthington Shampoo Canada

view pictures on 4chan

a couple of days ago thinking I noticed that I have never put pictures of random section of 4chan on the blog. Wallpapers (or wallpaper) if I put enough on the images of the day, but not lower resolution files. So today I am inspired and I'll show you a small sample. That if I hope to give you good English. And if you are somewhat accustomed to the unusual mood of this place much better.

















Friday, October 1, 2010

White Stuff On Clitorous

Enjoy the little things Japanese

As Rule 32 states in the film Welcome Zombieland to have to learn to enjoy the little things. We all know the theory but take this rule into practice is not as simple as that. And perhaps this case is as much about the movie but it is especially difficult to implement when you have certain responsibilities.

I sometimes torture us when we can not do anything or is it better to do nothing. Either we take things too much responsibility and too important and that's not always good. Not to mention enjoying the moment, but if you save unnecessary suffering. Because at the end of the day, as we said our sixth grade teacher: If no solution, why worry? And if if you have one, why worry?.

And it really is something that I've noticed twice recently. One was waiting with my, now old batucada group to which we should give way to the stage. Because of poor organization and time had been delayed more than thirty minutes. And I had to go to dinner on my father's fiftieth birthday. I was experiencing to see if we played or not until the end the group's director told me to decide. That or I would or I had but could not be squirming all the time.

The other time was before watching the fireworks at Plaza de la Merced Spain. I was talking to Naky, Kay and Odin (probably not read this, but yes, I've learned your name) on the Otakhristmas SOS Brigade, the event will this Christmas, and they told me I could not take the association too seriously. I was taking it like a job, and that I should enjoy more with it. And indeed they are right. In Brigade always a myriad of things that go wrong. If you sulfides by all ... die young.